What happens on Facebook...
This is something I posted today on Facebook about a comment that one of my ‘friends’ made on a picture I had uploaded. The picture is below, and just between you and me, I thought it was pretty funny. .. · “ I had someone post on one of my equality pictures here yesterday asking about gay marriage and what about it in the eyes of God. I explained that my God doesn’t see...
andysandfordcomedy: This is so true, although, my clouds and pix of my dogs are probably good enough to sell in a gallery.
Oh, By the Way, I sold my house
So, yea, 3 months of bullshit from Bank of America and 3 months of stress (added bonus) I finally got approval for an offer on my house $15,000 over asking price. (I know, why all the bullshit run around if they are going to approve it anyway, right?? It was like dealing with a bitter ex.) So now I am in the stage of purging. 10 years in a house you accumulate a lot of stuff. and not just stuff...
This is a true story, not made up at all, about my exciting adventures with Bank of America and me. I am divorced. (Thank you.) My ex-husband’s name is still on the mortgage. (Boo.) The only way to get his name off is if I re-finance my house. Simple enough, right? No. I can’t refinance because my house isn’t worth what I owe. I can try to assume the loan, meaning I can PAY to have his name taken...
OMG I'm sooooo drunk! It's ma Bachelorette party,...
So, we went out to a gay bar last night to watch a gay show and met the best gay guys from LA. These guys had been together for 12 years, and clearly still in love. Meanwhile, three drunk straight girls (bachelorette party) stumble over and, I have to say, in a charming way, asked to take their picture. Fun girls, fun night. Funny thing is, (or is this irony, or Alanis Morresette irony) these...
When I was young and single, living on my own, I had a pot that I would only cook rice and pasta in it. Well, I only had the one pot. And I only cooked rice and pasta. I also used it as a hammer from time to time, when I needed to hang a picture, or a pot holder. I also didn’t own a hammer. It was like the GINSU knives of pots! I loved that pot. (You thought this was about...
'Wet Hot American Summer' Prequel to Shoot in... →
Daniel Tosh is funny. Almost as funny as a woman.
OK, here is my opinion on this whole thing… like we need ONE MORE opinion from another no name on the internet talking about this, but here it is. Comedians take some of the worst things in our lives and turn it into something we can all laugh about. This is the definition of their job. The way I have seen or heard any comedian talk about any topic is usually tongue and cheek and I am...
WitStream: Behind the Tweet: @IamEnidColeslaw →
witstream: “As I type this, I am indeed wearing the t-shirt. (It probably needed to be washed a week ago.) It advertises a popular strip club in Wisconsin and features the silhouette of a disrobing male stripper and a few female patrons reaching toward him in a frenzy. On a whim I cut the sleeves off a…
Rob Delaney: Funny Women →
robdelaney: The New York Post published an interview with Adam Carolla on Sunday in which he said, among other things, “dudes are funnier than chicks,” and, regarding writing for television, “they make you hire a certain number of chicks, and they’re always the least funny on the writing staff.” I disagree,… I don’t see gender in comedy, at least from my point of view. Funny is...
WitStream: My advice to funny tweeters: stop... →
witstream: I’m glad the internet has made it so easy for people to express themselves. Self-expression is, as a rule, a good thing for humanity. Unfortunately the tantalizing power to respond immediately with a slap (or a suck up) has been handed to millions (of idiots) in the form of an unfollow, star, RT…
Legos are Dangerous
I can hear you say, “What? Legos aren’t dangerous!” as you read this title, but I can’t tell you how many times I have stepped on Legos, thinking it punctured a hole in the bottom of my foot. OR I have also sucked up many in the vacuum which led to total breakdown of a fabulous suck machine. I am thinking of how dangerous Legos are while watching my son try to pull apart...
Paul F. Tompkins: Hubris!: "And I ain't goin' back... →
paulftompkins: Two years ago today, at this hour, my wife and I were married. Immediately after being pronounced so, and after kissing for the first time as husband and wife, the song “Wagon Wheel” by Old Crow Medicine Show played, and we processed past our family and our friends and began our new life…